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breezyfoot:

So before I get judgmental comments on this here’s what happened today.

I was out walking around because it was nice out today in my town. I decided to break out my summer clothes and dress a little girly. 

Some douche bag stopped me, looked like he was in his 20’s and, no shit, said to me:

"You are not skinny enough to be wearing something like that." Then he proceeded to laugh in my face. 

I had been carrying a cup of green tea around with me. I took the lid off while he started walking away, caught up to him and proceeded to throw my entire cup of cold ass tea on his white shirt. 

He asked me "What the fuck, you fat bitch?" 

I said, "I can wear whatever I damn well please. I don’t need you to tell me what is acceptable for a ‘fat bitch’ to wear." 

Then I smiled and walked away. :)

Don’t let anyone tell you you aren’t "fit" enough to wear something. If you feel cute, beautiful, sexy in whatever you’re wearing, STRUT THAT SHIT. 

You’ll feel incredible, even though you already are. :)

You’re my newfound hero.

It is almost 4am and I just screamed for joy while reading this

100% on board with soaking people in drinks who dare to talk shit

sniff…sniff…. WOOF! WOOF!!

it’s funny because this didnt happen

I’m glad you live in my town and know me personally to clear this up for everyone!

phlintscones:

jchelseaw:

the-steve-bucky-ship:

darthstitch:

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A Steve is a Steve no matter how small.

A Steve is a Steve no matter how tall.

Really highlights how much of a difference Bucky would have had to get used to.

OMFG I JUST REALIZED IMAGNINE HOW MANY TIMES BUCKY TURNED AROUND TO SAY SOMETHING TO STEVE AND WAS SUDDENLY TALKING TO HIS BOOBS AND YOU JUST KNOW STEVE CRACKED A JOKE ABOUT “MY EYES ARE UP HERE, BUDDY” AND “IS THIS WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE ONE OF THE GIRLS YOU DATE? *COVERS CHEST IN PRETEND SHYNESS*”

aslkdfjasdfkljsfjk ITS SO AMUSING!

OMG YES

(Source: mishathan)

its-a-joke-mkay:

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crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

(Source: lordheck)

jean-luc-gohard:

parskis:

I honestly can’t believe this right now. I was complaining to my bf about some Kotex tampons I had used, going on a bit of a rant about how bad they were, and on a whim I decided to go to the website and leave a review so other people who might get them would know better.
I’ve never written a tampon review in my life (it’s not something I ever anticipated doing) so I had a little fun getting very passionate about my thoughts, and then went to submit…. Only to receive the words: ‘Your review text contains inappropriate language.’ I was confused at first, I mean I was pretty emphatic, but I didn’t cuss at all… and then I realized: I had typed the word ‘vagina.’ 

You can’t type the word ‘vagina’ on a TAMPON review because it’s considered inappropriate.

KOTEX, a company that makes OVER A BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR primarily selling products to people with vaginas, thinks that someone typing the word “VAGINA” in a review of a product that goes IN THEIR VAGINA is being inappropriate and needs to be censored.

I retyped “v*gina” with an asterisk like it was a swear word, submitted and it went to preview mode with no problem. But I’m still kind of in shock… Honestly, what is wrong with Kotex that they think they need to protect tampon users from the word ‘vagina’?

If you didn’t think our society’s fear of the vagina was absurd, here you go. It’s cartoonish.

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